Gather round young pups and hear the tale of the Dirt Dogs - a great and mighty guild of fierce Hounds and tenacious Terriers to be sure, but once upon a time things were a bit different...

Gather close, my Dogs, huddle by the fire on this cold night and hear my ta- Wow. There are a lot of you. Where did the rest of you come from? Ok let’s take this outside… Gather close, my Dogs, I know it’s cold outside but it was really cramped in there and I talk with my hands a lot so someone could get hurt.

Gather round, Dirt Dogs and hear my -  - Did you feel that? The ground trembles beneath our feet! Surely this must be a sign of an approaching apocalypse, a nearing annihilation, an encroaching earthquake, an upcoming upheaval!